You want to know who showed up tonight? The literal children playing in the School of Rock House band at Ross Street. They were bringing the heat when I walked by at 6, and they’re still bringing it now as I stop for a burger on my way home at 9.

I bet some of these teenagers maybe even have stomach aches, but it ain’t stopping them from rocking out because they’re not a bunch of little bitches like Fede Petro.

I spent way too many years tending bar and listening to shitty bar bands to get too excited about covers, but these kids are killing it!

All the hot moms dancing up front are certainly having a good time!

And despite rotating different kids between instruments they’re playing a tighter set than a whole bunch of the “professionals” I’ve been witness to.

One of them is even doing a credible rendition of a Bonham drum solo right now.

The kids are alright!